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Anything you buy these days has this shit on top of it. Or some go 95% let’s say, but not less than that. Recent examples around me – Nivea shampoo or Pampers tissues. First one says 99% is organic whatever the other one says 99% is water. What about the 1% though? Pure fokn chemicals,… Continue reading 99 percent

There are a few types of bravery. Some are closer to stupidity, so these don’t count. Like jumping from the 4th floor just because there is a bit of mut on the ground. Or walking on the balcony edge while drunk (don’t know how I survived this). Then you have the bravery to fight someone… Continue reading Bravery

So we had a conversation with the wife recently that our kids are going mental. One reason we agreed is they are not entertained enough. Let me tell you the daily stuff quickly: So afternoons are a bit sporadic (other than the scheduled stuff), usually involves a walk or time spend in the school playground.… Continue reading A list

Very exciting events. Is the same as prison with all fairness. You end up with a bunch of random people just because their kids go to the same school as your kid. And you have to talk to them for rather longer than needed time. And trust me you will hear a lot of shit.… Continue reading School gatherings

See it a lot these days – small kids with parents or whatever relatives. And what do we do? Take pictures. All the time. All of it! Why? I mean little shit is cute and all but do you really need 1000 pictures today. No, not really. Please stop, people.

For the kids, of course, fok the grown ups. Is very hard to give them some in a way they will listen. My parents were constantly giving me advises like: So is hard, very hard. Was watching a bit of Eurovision…Yes, I know, amazing singing and performances, totally not gay. So you see some dudes… Continue reading Advises

Before it is too late, they are gone or whatever happens. My lovely wife, if I can please refer to her, is loving our kids a lot. Like A LOT. And what do they do – mess around with her constantly, make her angry for no good reason, shout. A lot of…Misery stuff for no… Continue reading Love your parent