Kids and shit

This is by far the biggest parental advice nobody will tell you about – you have to wash a lot of little humans shit.

A lot.

Doesn’t matter where it is – in a diaper, in a small potty, somewhere on a grass field, you are gonna wash a lot of it.

And they smell. There is no – ooooh little baby made a little pooooopo ooooooooooohhh so cute let me eat you with kisses.