Migration

First article of some to come, I hope. These days is very popular, such wow, so many people move location, very blink. Always makes me think of the first people who went on a big ship and kind of started sailing this way. Just follow this way, we see where we end up. But do we have food and stuff…we see where we end up. Now cell phones, money, agencies to complain to, and still what…Fooook me I had to move from my precious desert to go to UK where is all green and shit. Also no women on these ships because of bad luck, so who’s penis you had to suck for a few months? Let’s not go into details.

Hence let’s say wow to the Vikings – sail, fok, steal, go back to their shitty darkness. Short and sweet.

So I have lived in a few countries as well. In order, kind of, born in Bulgaria, Netherlands, Australia, UK, and finally now Switzerland. Do you see India or China in the list, fok no, and will not even visit them in my life. Don’t be racist, author, go experience the different culture and local diarrhea, find your new self and shit in a field next to a cow. Thank you, I am ok with toilet paper. But wipe with this hand because we eat with this one…So yeah, thank you.

There is one country on this list that is my sad love – Japan. This is by far the best country to visit and experience. But can’t live there. For me at least, some people do it, but most eventually give up. If you never been there, do it. Don’t go to Bali or Thailand or whatever shit a tourist agency tells you to. Ticket is a bit more expensive, staying is a bit more but can find cheap locations too, rest is super ok. And hey, no diarrhea, how nice. Amazing place and people.

More will come on the countries above. Will try, I promise, to be nice to all places.

On the topic – migration is a good think. There are different people of course – some will fight for their country, some will talk shit about their country, some will…You know what I mean. I don’t have any commitment to any of the above. If Bulgaria goes into war I will go back, arm myself, and protect it…Fok no, take out as many smart friends as I have, whoever wants to fight by all means go have fun. Just try not to end up in a documentary crying because your family is dead and you are missing an arm. Enough of this shit is produced, I did not send you there to fight.

Bottom line – migration is a good thing. You can always move to a greener field, is enough of this for now. Too much of people you don’t like, the government is useless…hey, walk a bit.